大田金業讲故事:地狱发现黄金
某黄金矿主死后来到天堂门口,天堂的守门人非常遗憾而无奈地把双手一摊对金矿主说:“很抱歉,先生,以你的条件是可以进天堂的,但天堂里已经挤满了黄金矿主,已经没有你的位置了,你看看是否到地狱去?”
金矿主提出一个要求,要见见上帝,于是守门人把金矿主带到了上帝的面前。上帝说:“我的孩子,你还有什么愿望要实现的吗?”金矿主说:“我只有一个小小的请求,希望能向天堂里的人说一句话。”上帝同意了金矿主的请求。
金矿主在天堂门口对着里面的人喊了一句:“地狱里发现黄金了!”奇迹出现了,天堂里的金矿主们蜂拥着冲向低于。地狱的使者在登记名册时惊奇地发现金矿主的名字,于是就把他召来问个究竟。金矿主说:“起初,我只是想把他们骗到地狱,给我自己腾出个位置。谁知他们去了那么久也不回来,我猜想地狱可能真的发现了黄金,所以我也跑来了!”
本文来源: 大田环球贵金属
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