中国大妈不甘示弱 现货黄金压力仍大
所谓趣事年年有,今年特别多。怪事年年来,大妈动起来。其实,今年很多举国震惊,乃至举世触目的事件,都离不开中国大妈的身影。例如之前的中国大妈怒枪黄金打垮华尔街大鳄,直到近期的中国大妈广场舞占据莫斯科红场,还有直到最近的——中国大妈西安X博会发表爱国演讲。无一不是惊世骇俗,霸气侧漏的“壮举”。好吧,多说无益,我们还是看看大妈的最新霸气事迹吧。
“同胞们,100多年前帝国主义的铁蹄践踏了华夏大地。100多年后西方的反华势力打着性自由性解放的幌子教中国人民淫乱,亡我之心不死!”多么的振聋发聩,多么的振警愚顽!两个大妈在5月31号的X博会上,两位大妈自称代表西安市有良心的市民向大家呼吁。 演讲现场,白衣大妈对着稿子激情演讲,虽然其间多次卡壳、读错发音,但是小编认为,大妈的演讲过于激愤,过于投入,导致读错发音,这是可以原谅的,可以原谅…怎会说起来感觉有点不对呢?哎呀大妈,长期以来,由于对性羞于启齿的心理,人们难以获取健康、准确的性知识,缺乏科学、正确的性指导,无法建立健康、文明的性观念。人家X博会只是希望能够通过正确的途径去宣扬婚姻和传续下一代的做法,又不是聚众淫乱,你们虽然击溃华尔街大鳄,占据俄罗斯红场,但是你不能剥夺年轻人难得的娱乐啊喂。你这行为在一众屌丝的心目中不是良心而是残忍啊,哎呀。
好了,说完大妈的丰功伟绩,再来说说年轻人们吧。在经历完高考之后,随着时间越来越接近高考放榜的日子,学生们的紧张焦虑情绪已经慢慢累积到顶点,当你打开网站,输入准考证号之后,就是你的情绪被彻底引爆的时刻!不好意思,系统繁忙,请稍后再查。你是否有彻底崩溃的感觉?当然,这种反应一般都是学弱的经典表现,一众学神学霸学渣当然不屑去做此蠢事。好吧,学弱真是命苦。
2013年辽宁高考文科状元刘丁宁入读香港大学一个月后放弃72万元全额奖学金,选择复读,希望追求更纯粹的国学,梦想进入北大中文系。2014年,她以666分再次拿到辽宁省高考文科最高分,她这次报考了北京大学中文系,第二次获辽宁省高考状元!学霸学神你就可怜可怜学弱们吧,不要再复读来和学弱们争位置了,要知道在中国高考可是“一分完爆上万人啊”!
学弱们虽然命苦,但是黄金近来可谓压力山大,无论在伊拉克还是乌克兰等国家的恐怖分子奋力助攻之下,黄金还是冲不上1330压力位置,真可谓是个大悲剧,不过幸运的是,美国佬近期经济数据较差,且看今晚失业金数据公布之后,黄金能否再度上行?
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