土豪炫富无极限 黄金厕纸如粪土
今天,我们不吐槽别的,就吐槽黄金。
澳大利亚一家名为“厕纸男”的公司制造了一卷纯金厕纸,整卷厕纸由22K黄金制成,每卷纸售价为137.69万美元(约合838万元人民币)。而且最近几天金价猛涨,厕纸要随黄金行情来定价吗?不过现在这卷厕纸还没卖出去,就等着土豪们!
对于那些不愁没钱花、只愁钱多得花不完的“土豪”来说,澳大利亚一家公司近日推出的22K黄金厕纸可能会成为他们的心头所好 – 他们可以用行动来实践“视金钱如粪土”,把财富作为厕纸用完就冲走。
据报道,“厕纸男”公司代表表示,黄金厕纸的设计灵感来自迪拜。“当我们在迪拜一些酒店看到连马桶和手把都是黄金制作的时候,我们觉得制造黄金厕纸可能是个不错的主意。”
我想这位设计师一定是太喜欢黄金了,小编觉得,这是过着造厕纸的日子,操着采金矿的心。如果人人跟这厕纸设计师一样,那黄金价格肯定跑得比刘翔还快!
如果这还不够完美,土豪们还可以在网上选购一种“黄金丸”,服用后排泄物便会变得“像金子一般闪闪发光”。实实在在的吃米饭拉金子!
卖家承诺,服用由24K金制成的2厘米长的胶囊丸后,能“让你最私密的部位变成黄金殿”,排泄物将会带着闪闪发光的黄金碎片。“黄金丸”售价每盒为425美元(约2580元人民币)。
可是土豪们使用这产品的话,要怎么炫富呢?
带人参观土豪的厕所,然后现场表现土豪便型金肛,马桶一响,黄金百两。屌丝掏粪大军观赏飘着臭味的如黄金般的便便~~~果然是土豪处处金灿灿啊~~~
所谓一人得道,鸡犬升天,届时连清洁工们都发财了~
本文来源: 大田环球贵金属
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