国民被耍现今幸存 乌俄或将不利金市
厦门有一幸运儿花39元吃顿饭,开发票中了20万元!昨天,微博网友“俊演”发了一条微博称:“亲,求验证啊,真的吗?肯德基消费39块,开票刮奖中20万元。”从此以后,我要天天去吃肯德基!
惊喜的消息无处不在,在今天的马航乘客家属通报会上,马航工作人员欢乐地称:根据马通讯公司调查,追踪到失联乘客手机信号,位于美国堪萨斯城。太欢乐了,看来马航不但会穿越,还会瞬间转移,之前大师不是说新加坡会先发现吗?这次又给美国施加压力了~
在这个危机的国度,我们不是生存,我们只是幸存!
如何表现幸存?我来讲个故事,我有一个养狗的朋友,某天到他家作客,他媳妇非要给我展现一个绝技。她问:“1加1等于?”,“汪汪!”;“2乘3?”,“汪汪汪汪汪汪!”;“9开平方?”,“汪汪汪!”我完全被眼前的景象所惊呆,她到底是如何办到的?竟能让她老公乖乖学狗叫… 在侦探小说里,这种写作手法叫叙诡。。。这在中国的影视界中是禁止的,星星就是一部很伤害中国影视界自尊的一部戏!
网友吐槽:中国追美剧的不明觉厉,追英剧的基佬遍地,追韩剧的嫁不出去,追日剧的腰腹无力,追泰剧的好想变性,追港剧的特别入戏,追台剧的闷骚娘气,追国产剧的最担心婆媳关系。
除了马航的人在跟我们开国际玩笑外,乌克兰跟俄罗斯也出了劲爆新闻,在本周日的独立公投仅剩三天之际,有媒体作出这样的分析。克里米亚议会通过独立宣言,让俄与西方的对抗进入白热化,德国总理默克尔11日首次将俄罗斯在克里米亚的行为称为“吞并”。据报道,奥巴马明确表态:若俄罗斯一意孤行,美国以至整个国际社会将让它“付出代 价”,并警告普京——“要解决问题,就别拿枪指着乌克兰”。美国总统奥巴马强调,美国对俄罗斯发动金融和经济制裁的架构已经就位。据报道,俄罗斯政府已经作好被西方制裁 的“最坏准备”,即俄可能受到西方“对伊朗式的”制裁。包括冻结俄罗斯的外汇储备、银行资产,停止对俄投资。那么俄罗斯将出售黄金以筹集现金,那么这对整个黄金市场都将带来震动。所以说,乌克兰局势的进展不一定是利于黄金的!黄金的涨势现在来说还是处于强劲上行的阶段,分析师预计这一周收阳的概率高达90%。
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