台湾砖家太纯情 总统说谎难连任
再过几天，就是光棍节了，为了迎节，大家纷纷出招~
就连台湾的小学老师也出题助兴，
题目：鸡招待客人
妹妹：你知道鸡怎么招待客人吗？
哥哥：那还不简单，脱光光，坐在桌子上招待！而且不必全身坐在一起。呵呵，白斩鸡！
砖家们说，一定要惩治这个老师，这分明是“性暗示”！其实老师的本意只是希望摆脱光棍节的意思，砖家误会了，又比如，台湾美食砖家说：中国大陆消费不起茶叶蛋！
具体内容如下：
“那个茶叶蛋的东西，涉及到一般人，事实上他消费不起，人均所得是很低的；在深圳火车站吃泡面，引起五六十人围观，大家觉得说这个东西怎么这么香！”
大陆人消费不起茶叶蛋，河南河北人吃不起饺子，五月天拉动大陆GDP~~~
原来台湾的同胞这么看我们家土豪，咱家不吃茶叶蛋， 就爱吃假鸡蛋！最后知道真相的我眼泪掉下来~~
我不知道台湾何时变得像朝鲜那么纯情滴，怪不得谢长廷说，台湾人心中日本最友善！
美国包养了日本做情妇，可是日本一直无法坏上，就抢了隔壁家中国的小孩当是自己的，美国藉着保住熊孩的名义，一直在自我催眠当判官。
美国人最虚伪，总统奥巴马是代表人物~
奥巴马被批评，在国会辩论健保法案时，未坦承告知人民，数百万民众将因此失去健保，还有数百万人的健保保费将飙涨。他说：「奥巴马没说实话…根本性欺骗将危及他的连任根基。」
而健保监管机构CCIIO说，是由于网络塞车等技术问题无法克服，健保官网前两日一直处于在无法运作状态，导致上线前两日仅有248人完成加保手续，这与奥巴马政府之前对外宣称两日有6百万人登录的政绩天差地远。美国又再次戴大帽子了~~~
这个问题的出现，无疑对金价来说又是一个利好的消息！在不久的将来，我们很大可能会看到美国政府重新关门，金价又将像上次一样飙升~
本文来源： 大田环球贵金属
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