男子插刀淡定就医 美国数据支撑金价
日前,一名姓张男子头插水果刀,排队就诊的图片在网络上走红,图片里面的男子虽然头上插着一把水果刀,但是姿势放松,表情淡定,看起来一点都不疼似的,在走廊上走来走去,而且很有规矩地排队,刀就在头上插着,还附加抓耳挠腮。这是要迎接万圣节的造型吗?
谈到这里,我要忍住不笑~
大家都称他为“蛋定哥”,淡定哥称,是因为跟朋友闹着玩,所以刀才会插在头上的。我就说,卡通片不能看太多,我有一朋友70后,取个90后老婆,大家都羡慕,因为是外企的高管,收入颇丰,因此他老婆结婚后干脆也不工作了,整天宅家里上网,看动画片,而且非常喜欢看喜洋洋,上个月的一个周末他老婆看他在看足球赛聚精会神,于是想学动画片里红太狼用平底锅突然拍她老公后脑勺,吓他一跳,结果他家平底锅是厚底的,很重,她抡圆了派过去,她老公就再也没起来了。现在还躺在医院,八成要成植物人。老公是全家唯一经济支柱,新房贷款没还完,医疗费是个无底洞,她自己结婚前就是个月薪一千多的营业员。短暂的幸福生活从此结束…
奇葩的事情真多,有人大难不死,有人一命呜呼。
相比起蛋定哥,美国的经济数据就不够坚挺了,美国所公布有关房屋及制造业活动指数大幅差于前值及预期,反映美国经济仍然未符合预期,美国9月份工业产出环比增长创下7个月的新高,但是房屋销售数据就不甚理想,创下3年来的最大降幅,导致金价一举反弹20多美元,攀升至1360以上的价位,不过随后很快就回调了,但是砖家说了,还是呈现上升的趋势。所以说,金价还是不够蛋定哥坚挺!
果然是霸气的东北银啊,正宗的刀枪不入!
希望黄金跟美国都学一学!
本文来源: 大田环球贵金属
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