此巾不同彼金 彼金也无法自救
最近广州发生了一宗血案——一块卫生巾引发的血案。乍一看标题，我还以为是卫生巾砸中头，把人打晕了！
7天前，一四楼女住户在冲凉房洗澡，由于冲凉房太小，没备垃圾桶，就把卫生巾放在窗台上，打算洗完澡后再处理，不料风一吹，卫生巾不慎掉下楼。几分钟后，有人用石头扔他们的窗户，女住户的老公探头查看，发现楼下一名男子骂骂咧咧的，正是住对面一楼平房的。而据目测，”东西“应该没有砸到男子，而丈夫也很诚恳地承认是自家飞下去的”东西“，并马上下楼连连道歉，就在丈夫下楼捡巾的时候，其男子依然不依不挠，丈夫回了两句，凶恶男子竟然拿出西瓜刀，追着巾主砍了几分钟，巾主被砍得浑身都是血，男子扔下刀就走人。自此对面的平房也再没亮过灯，警方也正在对其进行追捕。而下楼捡巾的巾主头部、手臂、手指都被砍伤了，虽然已经脱离生命危险，但女巾主也担心男巾主会落下残废。
男巾主也绝对是爱妻心切，不然也不会下楼捡卫生巾了！
故事说完了，就是因为一块卫生巾飞到楼下，导致血案的发生，砍人者，请问这是抓紧时间锻炼身体的节奏吗？
其实事故原因也挺难启齿的，事主家人到医院探望，对话如下：
”怎么被人砍成介样咧？“
”因为一块卫生巾灰到楼下了。“
”那他也不可能把你砍成介样啊！“
”因为，我下楼捡卫生巾，起初口角，继而他就动武了！“
”……“
此巾不同彼金哪~~~~
要是不小心掉了块金条下去，估计结果就不一样了！
凶恶的男子顿时换一个态度：”土豪，我们做朋友吧！“
”你吃卫生巾去吧！“
不过即使金条再珍贵，也挡不住一直往下跌的趋势啊！还有两天就到美国债务上限了，连国际评级机构惠誉都发出警告，因为美国政府为债务上限问题争执不下，惠誉有可能下调美国AAA的主权评级，而现在已经将美国AAA的评级列入负面观察名单中，惠誉将在2014年第一季末将考虑是否继续置于负面观察名单中。一旦美国债务违约，全球经济将陷入大地震，黄金也必将会跟随其他高风险资产一同下跌，届时连黄金避险的功效都失去了，写到这里，小编都无法再想象了！
连投资经济学家加特曼都想不到金价还能再跌，因此亏了7%，想必黄金走势短期内都无法逃离厄运，只有继续往下跌的命了！
这回大妈们又可以进货了！
最后提醒一句：投资跟做人一样，必须谨慎，切勿操之过急，不然必将成灾！
本文来源： 大田环球贵金属
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